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Diary of a Vicious Bitch
via  lifeonmoon  (originally  happymonsters)
5 months ago on 6 December 2011 @ 9:39pm 24,286 notes

Some of my clients are such idiots. I wonder how much trouble I’d get in if I killed one..

headboypryce:

lawfullyweddedlawyer:

headboypryce:

lawfullyweddedlawyer:

No killing your clients, Lilah.

Please?

Nu—Maybe.

6 months ago on 6 November 2011 @ 5:54pm 3 notes

My dad’s such a dork. xD

headboypryce:

lawfullyweddedlawyer:

headboypryce:

lawfullyweddedlawyer:

uptownlawyergal:

headboypryce:

How am I a dork?

Because I said so. :P

I’ve been telling him that for years.

Yes, but you both love me, so there.

Indeed, I do.

6 months ago on 6 November 2011 @ 5:53pm 5 notes

Some of my clients are such idiots. I wonder how much trouble I’d get in if I killed one..

headboypryce:

lawfullyweddedlawyer:

No killing your clients, Lilah.

Please?

6 months ago on 6 November 2011 @ 5:37pm 3 notes

My dad’s such a dork. xD

headboypryce:

lawfullyweddedlawyer:

uptownlawyergal:

headboypryce:

How am I a dork?

Because I said so. :P

I’ve been telling him that for years.

Yes, but you both love me, so there.

Indeed, I do.

6 months ago on 6 November 2011 @ 5:36pm 5 notes

My dad’s such a dork. xD

uptownlawyergal:

headboypryce:

How am I a dork?

Because I said so. :P

I’ve been telling him that for years.

via  uptownlawyergal  (originally  uptownlawyergal)
6 months ago on 6 November 2011 @ 5:33pm 5 notes

Some of my clients are such idiots. I wonder how much trouble I’d get in if I killed one..

6 months ago on 6 November 2011 @ 5:25pm 3 notes

lameassmadeupmaidenname:

Lilah wasn’t planning on meeting anyone at the bar, so when she heard footsteps approaching her, she mentally prepared a sharp remark to get whoever it was off her back. When she turned to face the newcomer, however, she was surprised that she actually recognized the woman.

“Hello, Lilah,” said Bela with a grin.

Lilah raised an eyebrow. “Hi. Haven’t seen you in awhile.” She turned back to her drink. “You can sit down.”

Bela took the seat next to her. “I was hoping you could help me out with something.”

“Yeah, what’s that?” Lilah said skeptically. She didn’t just go around handing out favors.

“You see,” said Bela, “I have this talisman, it’s supposed to raise some demon lord or another, I’m not really sure, these things don’t come with handbooks, but the point is – I was coming to LA to sell it -”

“And you want me to find you a buyer,” Lilah finished.

“No, no, no, I have a buyer.” Bela tilted her head. “Well, had a buyer. A demon of some kind. I went to rendezvous with him earlier tonight, but just as I got there this man comes out of nowhere and kills him. Then he came up to me and had the gall to say if I thought I was selling this talisman in LA I had another think coming.”

Lilah snorted. “Do-gooders. What can you do?”

“Anyway,” Bela continued, “I did a bit of research on this man, it turns out he runs some sort of detective agency here in the city. I was hoping you could help me – well, take care of him. I think he’s called Angel?”

Lilah turned to face her, suddenly interested. “Did you say Angel?” She downed the last of her drink and flashed Bela a grin. “I’m in.”

via  abednadired  (originally  abednadired)
7 months ago on 16 October 2011 @ 12:44pm 11 notes

lameassmadeupmaidenname:

Lilah: The birth! What does it say about the birth?
Translator: Well, actually - it’s funny. It doesn’t.
Lilah: What do you mean it doesn’t, you just said it did.
Translator: Yes, I did say it did.
Lilah: But it doesn’t.
Translator: In a way.
Lilah: I have a gun.

Angel the Series 3x09: Lullaby

via  fuckyeahlilah  (originally  abednadired)
7 months ago on 14 October 2011 @ 3:37pm 66 notes
via  fuckyeahlilah  (originally  abednadired)
7 months ago on 14 October 2011 @ 3:36pm 46 notes